“Valentine’s Day’s coming? Aw crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!”- Fry, Futurama
I know nothing pisses you off when you’re a sad and lonely singleton than Valentines Day and all that arbitrary romance that consists of obnoxious couple aggressively flaunting their love, and if you’re happily in a couple I know nothing pisses you off more than Valentine’s Day when you’re expected to spend lots of money on arbitrary romance that consists of dead flowers* and over priced restaurant specials.
Anyway I will be celebrating Valentine’s this year, with boyfriend, with a free evening in front of the TV and a general (though probably unspoken) acknowledgement that I love him and vice versa. So in that spirit I found a few quotes that should satisfy you whatever your romantic situation.
‘Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love’- Charlie Brown
“Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy
“Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind.”
“I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”-Harry from When Harry Met Sally
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Thanks for reading my posts!
*They died when you cut them to give to your betrothed- you monster…